Jade’s on the other side of the bed like “this is why we need separate bedrooms”
inspired by a tweet my friend made
I think it turned ten o'clock but I don’t really know
Then I can’t remember caring for an hour or so
Started crying and I couldn’t stop myself
I started running but there’s no where to run to
I sat down on the street and took a look at myself
Said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell
Say your goodbyes if you’ve got someone you can say goodbye to
[ID: A colored and shaded comic about Homestucks epilogue. The first panel shows Tavros, Eridan, Equius, Nepeta, and Meenah (all dead) being pulled into a black void with colorful edges, desperately reaching towards the entrance, all distraught. Over it is “I’M. WAKING UP AT THE START OF THE END OF THE WORLD” (with all the words in green except for start and end). The second panel is monochrome bluish light grey, and it shows John laying in his bed during the day, clutching his shirt and looking sadly at a lavender phone. Over it is “BUT IT’S FEELINF JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER MORNING BEFORE” “NOW I WONDER WHAT MY LIFE IS GONNA BE IF IT’S GONE”. The next panel has slightly more color, and John is looking out his window at a salamander leaving for their job and saying goodbye to their kid. Over it is “"THE CARS ARE MOVING LIKE A HALF A MILE AN HOUR AND” “I STARTED STARING AT THE PASSENGERS WAVING GOODBYE”. The next panel is monochrome grayish blue and Rose is hugging John, crying. “CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT WAS EVER REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT ME ALL THIS TIME?” (Tell is lavender, special is green, me is blue, and time is red). The next panel is colored, and it shows a green sun being sucked into a void. Over it is “BUT I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS BURNING TO THE GROUND” (all the words are green, world is blue/green, and burning is red). The next panel is monochrome light teal and shows meat and candy. Over it is “OH WELL, I GUESS, WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT”. The last two panels are monochrome blue and lavender side by side comparisons of 13 vs 23 year old John and Rose with “LET’S SEE HOW FAR WE’VE COME” over them. The adult versions look more tired and sad]
theres something very funny about people writing these rich and detailed backstories for dnd characters as if the characters aren’t gonna still be level 1 when they start
“my elf has been alive for a thousand years and has won ten thousand battles!!!” you’re still level 1 aint ya i guess you those ten thousand battles you won werent all that hard to win
i know this sounds all grumpy but i legit mean it when i say it is hilarious when someone writes it in to their backstory that they were the Smartest Mage on the Planet that has researched magic for A Thousand Centuries and then the game starts and they’re like “yeah i know fireball whats up”
the more detailed your character’s backstory is and the more you boast about the character’s competence and abilities, the funnier it becomes when you roll a 1 and your character just drops their sword and shits themselves. president of the dwarves for six centuries and you just shit yourself in a bar you were trying to find work in.
do you think the trolls ever try to think up valid human names?
Karkat: DID YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HUMAN NAMES ARE FOUR LETTERS LONG? EXCEPT THE LAST NAME THAT’S AS LONG OR SHORT AS IT WANTS I GUESS.
Kanaya: Yes I Have Noticed. Why?
Karkat: FUCK, SHIT, AND DAMN ARE ALL VALID HUMAN NAMES.
Kanaya: You’re Right But I…Don’t Think Anyone Would Ever Name A Human That…
Karkat: *pulling out a piece of paper and a pen and scribbling a doodle* THIS IS MY PERSONSONA, HIS NAME IS FUCK DAMNSHIT.
Kanaya: *trying not laugh* Oh My Gog
Kanaya: I Want A Personsona
*Karkat gives Kanaya a piece of paper and the pen and watches her as she draws*
Karkat: WHAT’S YOUR PERSONSONA’S NAME?
Kanaya: Her Name…Is Nook Eater
I think it turned ten o'clock but I don’t really know
Then I can’t remember caring for an hour or so
Started crying and I couldn’t stop myself
I started running but there’s no where to run to
I sat down on the street and took a look at myself
Said where you going man you know the world is headed for hell
Say your goodbyes if you’ve got someone you can say goodbye to
